are we ready?

So I googled some stuff that a 5 year old should know already and I am a wee bit panicky. Here they are. The ones in read are the ones that I still need to make sure my son has learned.

• Recite full name, address and age
• Follow simple directions
• Name basic colors
• Use five- to eight-word sentences
• Recite several nursery rhymes
• Draw a stick person with head, body, arms and legs
• Cut with scissors
• Listen to a story or book
• Draw with crayon or marker
• Know ABCs
• Count to 10
• Sort similar objects by size, shape or color
• Know basic body parts
• Understand opposites like in/out, up/down
• Know basic shapes
• Can put together a simple puzzle

Eeekkk.

I can do this. We can do this. We need to do this. God have mercy on us.