Thursday Thirteen # 9

13 witty comebacks/sarcastic lines

  1. you say I'm a bitch like its a bad thing
  2. amazingly enough, I don't give a damn
  3. I'm smiling ... that alone should scare you
  4. I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning too
  5. a clean house is a sign of a wasted life
  6. don't make me go psychobitch on your annoying ass
  7. being a crabby bitch is a part of my charm
  8. rest assured, no one gives a shit as to what you think
  9. wow! I get to give birth AND change diapers
  10. I can't be good all the time. That would be boring.
  11. steal my identity, please ...
  12. more medication please
  13. if you were a lil bit more twisted, you'd be interesting
What's your favorite comeback?


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Hi! Let's all try to add more positivity in this world and adhere to the saying, "if you don't have anything nice to say, keep silent."

Showering you with unicorn poop so you'd always stay magical! Heart heart!