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Thursday Thirteen # 9

13 witty comebacks/sarcastic lines

  1. you say I'm a bitch like its a bad thing
  2. amazingly enough, I don't give a damn
  3. I'm smiling ... that alone should scare you
  4. I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning too
  5. a clean house is a sign of a wasted life
  6. don't make me go psychobitch on your annoying ass
  7. being a crabby bitch is a part of my charm
  8. rest assured, no one gives a shit as to what you think
  9. wow! I get to give birth AND change diapers
  10. I can't be good all the time. That would be boring.
  11. steal my identity, please ...
  12. more medication please
  13. if you were a lil bit more twisted, you'd be interesting
What's your favorite comeback?