I sat down on my chair and relaxed. I told myself over and over again tha thi is for my own good. When I finally got myself into the right state of mind, I decided to see you. There you were, all pink and looking puffy ... you looked weird. You smelled weird. Still, I told myself that I could do this. It was for my own good after all. So I took a taste of you.
Yuck! I hated you then and I still hate you now. Good bye yogurt! It's just not meant to be.